serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
Fandom smatterings include (but are not limited to):
Harry Potter, Night Vale, John Green, Musical Theatre, Percy Jackson, Hannibal, Starkid, Orphan Black, Disney, Feminism.
Anyone who can guess what one-act play my url is from deserves 10,000 awesomesauce points.
Also, I track the tag icannotlivewithoutamacaroon
I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.
things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:
- lacy lingerie
if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances
Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.
ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME