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It's just another day...
Hello there.
Fandom smatterings include (but are not limited to):

Harry Potter, Night Vale, John Green, Musical Theatre, Percy Jackson, Hannibal, Starkid, Orphan Black, Disney, Feminism.

Anyone who can guess what one-act play my url is from deserves 10,000 awesomesauce points.

Also, I track the tag icannotlivewithoutamacaroon

huffley6:

writergrrrl:

serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?

I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.

newleaf-mensfashion:

supermillion:

aminclross ng

yep

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan


non-volerli-vittime:

I promise to never unfollow you for posting excessive selfies. Selfie on, you beautiful self-confident tumblr users.

guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN


citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

  • suits
  • lacy lingerie
  • eyeliner

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME




Musicals
  • Act 1:
    yay omfg everything is okay no one is dead and we're all sorta happy!
  • Act 2:
    EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE EVERYONE IS DEAD OH SWEET JESUS THIS IS HORRIBLE WHY GOD WHY